Made In China

 

“Dad just sit there while I work out what the hell this statue has done to us!” Said Ben, Donald’s son but from where he was sitting it was very clear that the statue Ben’s girlfriend Abigail had brought while on a shopping spree had swapped their bodies around. 

Donald was in Abigail’s body, she was in Ben’s and Ben was in his, it felt so strange like he was wearing someone else trousers. 

“Me and Abigail are going to the shop where she got this thing, stay here and behave” said Ben it was really strange watching his body walking around barking out orders this must be what it was like for Ben she when he was a kid. 

They left leaving him alone just him and Abigail’s lovely body, he looked down at her body he had to try and resist touching anything it was wrong really he liked Abigail and had never really thought about her like that but this was different. His hands started to wonder and explore he could not help it. 

Far away Abigail was walking with Ben towards the shop where she purchased the statue when she stopped. 

“You okay babe?” Said Ben, a couple of passers by looked at him strange they had just seen a grown man called a young man babe which Ben realised looked strange. 

“I don’t know I just got a shiver going down my spine, Strange” she no idea that he father in law was touching her body as she spoke. 

Ben and Abigail entered the shop to speak to the guy who told them the statue was just junk and that it had no real powers which he knew and offered them their money back. 

Donald was on the sofa naked with a satisfied smile on his face when Ben rang to tell him that they had no idea how to swap back, that the statue was junk. 

Donald pretended to sound divested and after hanging up the phone, when they retuned he as sat back on the chair Ben and Abigail would have no idea what he had done. 

Weeks went by and he was still stuck in Abigail’s body which he did not mind, he was walking through the house and picked up the statue it had ‘Made in China’ on the bottom of this had not swapped their bodies around then what had he wondered as he watched Ben and Abigail on the computer desperately trying to find a way to swap them all back, but so far no luck.