I’m A Chick

 

“What the fuck! I’m a chick !” Said Bruce as he rushed to the mirror. 

“Boobs! I have Boobs!!!” 

As Bruce looked in the mirror a voice spoke from behind him. 

“Babe you good!” He span around and saw a guy standing there putting a tie on. 

“Errrr I’m good, I guess” he smiled and told him there was breakfast waiting for him downstairs he walked through the house in disbelief. 

He stood there for a while looking at his body, the room he was nice he left the bedroom and went downstairs where the man stood drinking coffee he went to kiss Bruce who backed away. 

“Okay. I’m off now babe see you later” he was a little confused had he done something to upset his wife. 

Bruce the realised who that guy was he was Mike Standing the Mayor of the town he lived in which meant he was Jenny Standing his wife. What the hell was going on he sat down and ate the breakfast he had no idea what was going on but the eggs were good.